But the pimple was completely sincere in his statements and firmly decided to follow the chosen path. After stopping all the cases, he walked on the guests, took lunches and balls and even started a flock of greyhound and hounds of dogs, with whom she traveled on the city pasture of the hares, foxes, and once swung a very pretty bureau. Not without Irony, he responded about his submarine, which was trying at that time in imprisonment.
- Filat Irinarhovich, "said, - more on the paper he was sued that there are alleged man in it with it, and I will give it in practice ... yes-s!
And for sure: despite the fact that the first steps of acne were greeted by the silly with distrust, they did not have time and look back, as they had it all over the previous one and three. The bee was wound unusual, so honey and wax were sent to Byzantium almost as much as Oleg with Great Prince. Although there was no scott case, but the skin turned out to be many, and since the fools for all the ways were tapering in the naps, rather than in boots, then the skin was predicted in the Byzantium, and for everything they received clean banknotes. And the casting to produce all the way voluntarily, then the bread was gone so much that, except for sale, it remains even on its own use. "It's not what in other cities," the chronicler speaks with bitterness, "where the railways18 do not have time to carry the gifts of earthly, for sale appointed, the inhabitants of the nonsense come to the expense. In silly, in this happier, a happy manner, not the owner, but also. Any Nimit ate bread is real, and not to rarity there were and CT with weld. "
Acne looked at this well-being and rejoiced. And it was impossible not to rejoice at him, because universal abundance was reflected on it. The barns were broken from the offions made in nature; The chests did not shift silver and gold, and the assignments simply were lying on the floor.
So aven a year passed, during which the silometers had no double or three times, but quadruple. But as freedom developed, it was also evident and an anti-enemy is an analysis. With an increase in material well-being, leisure was acquired, and with the acquisition of leisure was the ability to explore and experience the nature of things. It always happens, but the fools used this "the ability newly new to them" not to strengthen their well-being, but in order to undermine.
Freast in self-government, the silly began to attribute this phenomenon to the mediation of some unknown force. And since in their language, an unknown force was called the name of the damn, then they began to think that there was not quite clean and that, consequently, the participation of the trait in this matter cannot be questioned. They began to look after a pimple and found something dubious in his behavior. They told, for example, that one day someone found him sleeping on the sofa, and it was as if his body was arranged with mouselists. Others went further and argued that the pimples every night goes to sleep on the glacier. All this was detected something mysterious, and although no one asked himself, what a job before the fact that the Grador sleeps on the glacier, and not in an ordinary bedroom, but everyone worried. General suspicions increased even more when noted that the local granior of the nobility was in some unnatural and excited state and whether he would meet with a haremaster, begins to spin and extract ridiculous television.
It is impossible to say that the leader was distinguished by the special qualities of the mind and heart; But he had a stomach in which, as in the grave, all sorts of pieces disappeared. This not very intricate gift of nature has become a source of living pleasures for him. Every day, from early morning, he went hiking around the city and the smells flew out from philistical cuisines. In a short time, the smell of it was so sophisticated that he could unmistakably guess the composite parts of the most complex mince.
Already at the first date, the leader felt that the leader felt that in this sovereign something was not quite ordinary, namely, that the truffles smell like him. For a long time, he fought with his guado, taking her the dream inflamed imagination with edible supplies, but the more often the dates were repeated, the more doubtfulness became doubt. Finally, he could not stand and reported on his suspicions to the width of the noble guardianship.
- smells from him! - He said to his amazed forever, - smells! For sure in the sausage shop!
- Maybe they are a truffle lipstick head of themselves with Majut-C? - Polovinkin doubted.
- Well, this is, brother, twins! After that, every piglet will be in your eyes to lie, that he is not a piglet, but only the pig spirits jumped!
For the first time, the conversation did not have other consequences, but the thought of pig spirits deeply smeared in the soul of the leader. Putting in a gastronomic longing, he wanted around the city, as if in love, and, having envy somewhere, the ridiculously lied. Once, during some connected meeting, which had the subject, the device during the carnival of the reinforced gastronomic celebration, the leader, brought to the sharpness of the sharp smell, distributed by the Grador, was jumped out of his place and shouted: "vinegar and mustard!" And then, surpassed to the town's head, began to sniff her.
The amazement of persons present at this mysterious scene was infinitely. It seemed strange that the Grador, although through the teeth, but rather carelessly said:
- Guess, Canal!
And then, sprouting, with ease, obviously finished, added:
- It seems our decent leader accepted my head for stuffed ... Ha, Ha!
Alas! This indirect recognition concluded the most bitter truth!
The leader fainted and suffered a hot, but did not forget anything and did not learn anything. There have been several scenes, almost indecent. The leader of Juliel, spinningly and finally, once again with a pimple eye on the eyes, decided.
- A piece! - He moaned in front of the Grador, Zorkko following the expression of the victim's eyes in his eyes.
Upon the first sound, such a definitely formulated request was drowning. Its position was immediately described with that irrevocable clarity, in which all agreements become useless. He looked timidly on his offender and, having met his full determination, suddenly fell into a state of unlimited longing.
Nevertheless, he still made a weak attempt to repulse. Struggle faced; But the leader entered the rage and did not remember himself. His eyes sparkled, belly sweetly. He chuckled, moaning, called the Grador "Soul", "Milk" and other unusual names to this san; Lisal him, Nyuhal, etc. Finally, the leader was rushed to his sacrifice with a unheard of disterney, cut off a knife with a knife and swallowed immediately ...
For the first fraction, the other, then the third, until neither crumbs were left ...
Then the town suddenly suddenly jumped up and began to wipe the places of his body, which the leader watered vinegar. Then he twisted in one place and suddenly all the hull rumbled on the floor.
The next day, the fools learned that the Gradualist had a stuffed head ...
But no one guessed that, thanks to this circumstance, the city was brought to such welfare, which did not imagine the chronicles from its very foundation.

Mammon worship and repentance

Human life is a dream, they say philosophers spiritualists, and if they were quite logical, they would have added: and the story is also a dream. Of course, taken absolutely, both of these comparisons are equally ridiculous, but it is impossible not to confess that in the history there are really found in the places as if the failures, in front of which the human thought does not stop without bewilderment. The flow of life seems to stop its natural flow and forms a whirlpool, which spins in one place, splashes and covered with a muddy scale, through which it is impossible to distinguish between a clear typical feature, nor even how many addicted phenomena. Comfortable and uncommunicable events are incoherently followed by one after the other, and people apparently do not pursue any other goals, except for the protection of the present day. Alternately, they are trembling, they triumph, and the stronger it gives herself to humiliate, the felighter than the celebration. The source from which this anxiety came out was already grieved; Beginning, in the name of which the struggle arose, was stuck; It remains the struggle for the struggle, art for art, inventing the punch, walking on the spokes, etc.
Of course, this alarm is predominantly focused on the surface; However, it is hardly possible to argue that and at the bottom at this time it is safe. What happens in those layers of the puchins that follow directly behind the top layer and then until the bottom? Are they calm, or and on them makes their alarm pressure, discovered in the upper layer? - It is impossible to determine this with a full reliability, since in general we still do not have the habit of looking forward to what goes far away. But hardly we will be mistaken, saying that the pressure is felt there. In part, it is expressed in the form of material damages and loss, but mainly in the form of a more or less long delay in public development. And although the results of these losses with a strong bitterness are only subsequently affecting, but it can be guessed that contemporaries without particularly pleasure relate to those pressures that are over them.
One of these grave historical eras was probably worried about the stupid time described by the chronicler. The own inner life of the city hidden on the bottom, some malicious emanations were performed on the surface, which were traded by a fully shared story. Artificial impurities from above DONAZU omulted stupid, and if it can be said that in a common savings of its existence, this artificiality was unfinished, then with no less than the truth can be argued by the fact that people living under the oppression of her, the essence of people are not very happy. To undergo Borodavkin in order to know the use of some cereals; To undergo urus-kugush-kildibaeva in order to get acquainted with the present bump, - as you wish, and such a lot can not be named, neither true normal, or especially flattering, though, on the other hand, and it is impossible to deny that some cereals are really useful, Yes, and courage, used in one time and in its place, also does not harm.
Under such conditions it is impossible to expect the people in order to have any feats in terms of the improvement and degree or especially managed in terms of sciences and arts. For them, similar historical epochs are the years of exercise, during which they experience themselves in one thing: to what extent they can undergo. Such precisely and represents us the chronicler of their fellow citizens. It is seen from the story that the fools are unquestioned by the whims of history and do not represent any data on which it would be possible to judge the degree of their maturity, in the sense of self-government; That, on the contrary, they are moving from side to side, without any plan, as if persecuted with a varying fear. No one will deny that this picture is not flattering, but I can't be like that, because it serves the material for her who, with an amazing constancy, the head will doubt and which, of course, cannot come to another result, except for stunning. The chronicler reveals the history of these stunning chronicler to us with the idleness and the trueness that the stories of the Arviviusians always differ. In my opinion, this is all that we have the right to demand from him. No deliberate mockery in the story is noticed: on the contrary, in many places, even sympathy for the poor is noticeable. Already one fact that, despite the death fight, the silly still continue to live, sufficiently testifies in favor of their sustainability and deserves serious attention from the historian.
We will not forget that the chronicler mainly leads to the so-called mobile, which is considered to be standing standing as if outside the history. On the one hand, his mental outcut is the force that concluded from afar and managed to organize and strengthen, on the other, the people scattered in the corners and always caught by the rupties of people and orphans. Is any doubt about the nature of relationships that have to arise from the comparison of the elements so opposite?
That the power of which is in question, by no means fiction - this is proved by the fact that the submission of her even put the basis of the whole historical school. Representatives of this school are absolutely sincerely preached that the more destroying the townships, the more good, the story itself will be the brilliant. Of course, this opinion is not very smart, but how to prove it to people who are so confident that no evidence is listening and not accepted? Before starting to prove, it is necessary to listen to yourself, and how to do it, when the complainant does not know how to convince himself enough that he should not exterminate him?
- I said to him: what kind of sir, do you have reason to fight? And he only knows the teeth clicks: here's a reason! Here is a reason!
Such is the only clear formula for mutual relationship, possible under similar conditions. There is no reason to fight, but there is no reason and not fight; As a result, only a sad tautology can be seen, in which the fellows are declared to be swallowed. Of course, this tautology holds on a thread, on the thread alone, but how to cut this thread? - In this whole question. And here the opinion itself is expressed: is it not better to impose hope for the future? This opinion is also not very smart, but what should I do if any other opinions have not yet developed? And here it, apparently, kept and silly.
Empowering himself to the debtors who are in the power of eternal creditors, they reasoned that there were any lenders in the world: and reasonable and unreasonable. A reasonable lender helps the debtor to get out of cramped circumstances and in reward for his rationality receives his debt. The unreasonable lender puts the debtor in Ostrog or continuously sees it and does not receive anything to the remuneration. Corresponding to this way, the silly began to wait if all lenders do not make? And waiting until this day.
Therefore, I do not see in the stories of the chronicler, nothing that would have taken to the dignity of the townsdays of the city of Study. These are people, like everyone else, with just a strict, that natural properties of their properties covered the mass of apparent atoms, for which almost nothing can be seen. Therefore, there are no valid "properties" and there is no speech, but there is only a question of apparent atoms. Would it be better or even more pleasant if there would be a chronicle, instead of a description of non-stroke movements, depicted in silly ideal foolishness of legality and law? For example, at that moment, when Barodavkin demands the widespread spread of the mustard, whether it would be more pleasant for readers, if the chronicler made the manons do not tremble in front of him, and successfully prove the lateness and inappropriateness of his clauses?
I put your hand on the heart, I argue that such a perversion of silly customs would not only be useful, but even positively unpleasant. And the reason is very simple: the story of the chronicler in this form would be disagree with Truth.

Unexpected teenage of the head of Major Acne did not have almost no effect on the well-being of ordinary people. For a while, overlooking the townsmen, the city was managed by the city; But since liberalism still continued to give the tone of life, then they did not rush to the inhabitants, but the courtesy walked around the bazaar and we could have been uninstalled, which is a piece of elder. But even these modest trips were not always accompanied by successful for them, because the townships were so daring so dare that they would only have been given to the demand.
The consequence of such a well-being was that during the whole year in silly one conspiracy took place, but also not by the midsters against the quarterly (as it can usually happen), and on the contrary, from the side of the neighborhood against the townships (which never happens). Namely: hunger-tormented quarterly decided to poison in the living room of all dogs in the living room in order to have unobstructed entrance to the shop at night. Fortunately, the attempted attempt was visible on time, and the conspiracy was allowed that the conspirators themselves were deprived of the demand for the time set.
After the statistical adviser Ivanov arrived in silly, but it turned out to be such a small growth that he could not hold anything extensive. As for the purpose, it happened at that very day when a passion for legislation adopted in our family the sizes of a little bit more dangerous; The office was boiled by the charters, as never boiled fabulous rivers with Malka and Honey, and each charter weighed at least a pound. This is the circumstance and caused the death of Ivanov, the story of which, however, exists in two completely different versions. One option says that Ivanov died of fright, having received too extensive Senatsky Decree, which he did not hoped. Another option argues that Ivanov did not die at all, but was dismissed for the fact that his head, due to the gradual breeding of the brain (from unnecessary in their use), passed into the infancy. After that, it would have lived for a long time in his own estate, where he managed to put the beginning of the whole individual of short-headed (microfals), which exist and allowance.
What of these two options deserves more trust - it is difficult to solve; But justice requires to say that atrophing such an important body, as a head, could hardly be carried out at such a short time. However, on the other hand, there is no doubt that the microcoufals really exist and that the Armchair of the State Advisor Ivanova calls them the attitude of their legend. However, for us this is a secondary question; It is important that the silly, and in the times of Ivanov, continued to be prosperous and that, therefore, the flaw he possessed, was not harmful, but for benefits.
In 1815, Ivani Vikon Du Sharicio, a French leaving came to change. Paris was taken; The enemy of mankind is forever Wedlorn on the island of St. Helena; "Moscow Vedomosti" stated that the task was over with the admission of the enemy, and they promised to stop their existence; But the next day they took their promise back and gave others who were obliged to stop their existence only when Paris will be taken again. The babysitis was general, and with all the stool and stupid. They remembered the deposit about the deposit, as she, together with Benevolensky, intrigued in favor of Napoleon, dragged her outside and allowed the boys tease. The whole day was pursued by small villains, the ill-fated widow, called it Bonapartovna, antichrist concubine and so on., As long as she did not come to the frenzy and did not begin to protrude. The meaning of these proceedings was only subsequently, when the sullen-burver arrived in stupid and did not leave the stone in the town of Stone.
Du Shario was cheerful. First, his emigrant heart was joying that Paris was taken; Secondly, he did not eat so much time that silly pies with filling seemed to him a paradise food. Favoring the opportunity, he demanded that he immediately indicated the place where Passer Son Temps and Faire Des Be ^ Tises19 would be canceled, and was canceled, when I learned that there is exactly such a house in the Soldier Sloboda, which he is desirable. Then he began to chat and no longer ceased until then, as long as he was not, by order of the authorities, led from silly abroad. But since he was still the son of the XVIII century, then in the chatter, he was often broken by the spirit of the study, which could give very bitter fruits if he was not largely softened by the Spirit of Levity. So, for example, one day he began to explain to the fools of human rights; But, fortunately, cumshots explained the rights of Bourbon. Another time he began with the fact that he convinced the manons to believe in the goddess of the mind, and cumshots, he asked to recognize the infallibility of the Pope. All this were, however, alone Facons de Parler20; And in essence, the Viscount was ready to be on the side of any belief or dogma, if I meant that he was overproisted for it.
He had fun without tired, almost daily made Masquerades, dressed a debadder, danced Kankan and especially loved to intrigue men21. He sang the grievous songs and assured that these songs taught his graph d "Artoi (later the French king of Karl X), during his stay in Riga. He first all having gotten, but when he left, he began to use mainly the so-called not" The number between which the pressure and frogs preferred preference. But do not peak and did not interfere with the administration.
This last circumstance promised to prolong the well-being of the fools without end; But they themselves extended under the burden of their happiness. They were forgotten. Spilled by five consecutive urbanities, brought to almost the fierce of the rustling of quarters, they reimbursed that happiness belongs to them rightly and that no one can take it into them. Victory over Napoleon even more approved them in this opinion, and almost the famous proverb was hardly in this very era: we throw the caps! - Which subsequently served the motto of silly feats on the battlefield.
And then there was a number of regrettable events that the chronicler refers to the "shameless silly fury", but which is much more decent to call the steeply silly ballet.
Started with the fact that they began to throw bread under the table and baptized with frantic custom. The decisions of that time are full of the most bitter indications of this sad fact. "There were time, they thundered the accusers," when the silly of the ancient platonists and Socrates were disgraced with piety; now it's not Tokmo with Platos themselves, but even the prickness, for the plato of God's bread is not in the mouth, but on the floor metal, as a kind of some kind Fashionable undertaking, then doing commands. " But the fools did not listen to accusers, and they said with audacity: "Bread forest pigs eat, and we will eat pigs - the same bread will be!" And Du Sharicio not only did not bother such answers, but even saw in them the emergence of some kind of spirit research.
Feeling themselves in the wild, silly with some rage rushed along the subtleness, which found himself under their legs. Now they decided to build a tower, with such a calculation, so that her upper end would certainly rest in heaven. But since they did not have architects, and the carpenters were not scientists and did not always sober, they brought the tower to half and threw, and only, perhaps, thanks to this circumstance, the kneading languages \u200b\u200bwere avoided.
But this seemed a little. Forgot the silly of the true God and rushed to idols. They remembered that with Vladimir the Red Sunshine, some of the gods came out of use were put into the archive, rushed there and pulled out two: Perun and Volos. Idols, who did not know the repairs several centuries, were in terrible neglection, and Perun was even drawn by the coal of the mustache. Nevertheless, they seemed to be so lobs that they immediately gathered a gathering and shaped like this: nobles to go to Perun, and Smedam - to bring victims of the hair. Prisoner and tested and demanded that they become cockpit; But they did not give the answer and in embarrassment only trembled withosklihi. Then they recalled that there is someone in the Strethogo Sloboda, a named "List of Kuzma" (the one who, if the reader remembers, wondered with Baroquin to switch to split), and sent him. Kuzma, by this time, completely flames and land, but barely gave him to sniff the ruble coin, as he now agreed on everything and began to shout out something incomprehensible verses of Averkiyev from the opera "Rogned".
Du Sharicio looked out of the window to the whole of this ceremony and, holding the sides, shouted: "Sont-Ils Be ^ Tes! Dieux des Dieux! Sont-Ils Be ^ Tes, Ces Moujiks de Gloupoff!" 22.
The corruption of morals has developed not by day, but by the hour. Cockails and cokeloces appeared; Men brought vests with unheard of tenderloin, which perfectly exposed the chest; Women arranged behind the elevation, who had a generative meaning and excited in passersby free thoughts. A new language was formed, the receiving, semi-dispensing, but in any case, quite unsuitable for the expression of any distracted thoughts. Noble parties went through the streets and sang: "A Moi L" Pompon ", or" La Venus Aux Carottes "23, Sadda was hung over the Kabakami and Morladili Camarinskaya. Mnili, that during this Hughombus the bread will grown by himself, and therefore stopped cultivating fields . Respect for the eldest disappeared; the question agitated, should not be, to achieve the people of the famous years, eliminate them from life, but the burnt won, and threatened the old people and the old woman to sell into slavery. To top it all, they cleared some kind of Manege and put in it "Beautiful Elena", inviting, as a performer, Blanche Gandon's maiden.
And after all, they continued to consider themselves the wisest people in the world.
In such a situation, the Stat Counselor Erast Andreevich Grustilov found the silly. He was sensitive, and when he spoke about the mutual relations of two floors, he was red. Just before that, he composed the story called: "Saturn, stopping his juggles in the arms of Venus", in which, in the expression of critics of that time, happily combined the tenderness of Apulean with the playfulness of the guys. By the name of Saturn, he portrayed himself, under the name of Venus - the beauty of Natalia Kirillovna de Pompadur, known then, is famous then. "Saturn," he wrote, "he was burdened and had a baked appearance, but she could still make some. It is necessary, so that Venus, having noticing this feature in it, stopped the favorable look on it" ...
But the melancholic appearance (the forerunner of the future of mysticism) covered in it many inconsions of undoubtedly vicious. So, for example, it was known that, while at the current army, I am a provianmaster, he rather naturally ordained property property and facilitated himself from the complaints of his own conscience only the fact that, looking at the soldiers, the evident of the church bread, shed abundant tears. It was also known that he didn't get to Madame de Pompadour by no means with the help of some "features", but simply with the help of cash offenses, and when it took rid of the court and even received the highest appointment. When Pompadursha was, "for a weak holding of some secret," Soslane into the monastery and tonsured under the name of Inokini Nymphodor, he first threw a stone into her and wrote "a story about a multidipine wife", in which he made very clear hints on her former benefactor . Moreover, although he Roblast and blushed in the presence of women, but under this, the timidity was placed that by the consolidation, which he loves to pre-annoy himself and then steadily strive for the intected goal. Examples of this slapted, but Zhughugy Sosthogiy told many. Thus, one day, dressed in a swan, he walked to one bathing maiden, the daughter of noble parents, who only and the dowry was that beauty, and at the time when she stroked his head, made her all his life unhappy. In short, he thoroughly studied mythology, and although he loved to pretend to be pious, but in essence was an worst idolatry.
Stupid licentiousness came to his taste. With the very entrance to the city, he met the procession that immediately interested him. Six girls dressed in transparent chitons carried on the stretchers of Perunov Bolon; ahead, in an enthusiastic condition, the leader was jumping, covered with one ostrich feathers; The crowd of the nobles and nobles followed the crowd, between which the honorable representatives of the silly merchants were visible (men, gentlemen and blores were visited at that time with hair). Having reached the square, the crowd stopped. Perun was put on the exaltation, the leadership stood on his knees and a loud voice began to read the Sacrificment of the Evening "of Boborakina.
- What? - asked sadly, sticking out of the carriage and mowing his eyes with his eyes on the outright of the leadership.
- Perunovy Name Day Create Your Held! - answered in one videos quarterly.
- And girls ... Girls ... Is there? - somehow Tomno asked sadly.
- All Schinkit-C! - answered the quarterly, sympathizing overwhelming between them.
Grustilov sighed and ordered to follow further.
Having stopped at a tentary house and inquiring from writing agents that there is no arreed that trading is flourishing, and farming is improving every year, he thought for a minute, then it was blocked in one place, no matter how difficulty to express the cherished thought, but finally as a doubtful voice asked :
- Tetherieva do you have?
- exactly so, with your troop!
- I know, the most marked, I love sometimes ... Well, sometimes see how they ... as in nature, there is a certain one ...
And blushed. Writer was also embarrassed for a minute, however, after what was found.
- What is better, s! - He answered, - only dared to report to your troop: we can even see the spectacle about this with a spectacle!
- um ... yes? ..
- We, your troop, with your forearm, Cockobes started, so they have a real current in the People's Theater. Every evening gather-s, fistlet-s, move your legs-with ...
- Curiously take a look! - said sadly sadly and wondered sweetly.
At that time, it existed that the city was the owner of the city, the inhabitants of the very essence of his guests. The difference between the "owner" in the generally accepted value of this word and the "master of the city" was only true. That the latter had the right to bring their guests that relative to the owner of ordinary decency was not allowed. Grustilov remembered this right and thought even sweeter.
- And often you have a semit? He asked his writs, without raising her eyes.
- We, your troop, this fashion is left-s. Since onufria Ivanovich Mr. Nedomalian, even there was no examples. Everything is caressing.
- Well, s, and I will burn ... Girls! .. - he added, suddenly blushing.
Thus, the nature of the internal policy determined clearly. It was assumed to continue the actions of the five latter town halls, aggravating only the element of the grivoism made by Viscopte du Sharicio, and swallow it, for the species, known as the flavor of sentimentality. The effect of short-term parking in Paris has affected everywhere. The winners who took his despotism at the Hydra of the Revolution and conquered it were, in turn, are conquered by defeated. The greatest wildness of the old time disappeared without a trace; Instead of giants, flexing horseshoes and broke pasties, people were women who had only cute obscenities on the mind. For these obscents, there was a special language. A love date of a man with a woman was called "Riding on the island of love" Rough Terminology of Anatomy Replaced more sophisticated; Expressions appeared like: "Playful Misanthrop", "Cute Emit", etc.
Nevertheless, speaking relatively, it was still easy to live, and this lightness in particular accounted for the larger to the so-called siende. Having hit the polytheism, complicated by the grievousity, representatives of the silly intelligentsia were indifferent to everything that happened outside the closed sphere of "riding to the island of love". They felt happy and satisfied and in this capacity did not want to prevent the happiness and satisfaction of others. In times of warthowki, rascal and so on. For example, it seemed to be uncomprisingly daring if the sidet watered his porridge by oil. Not because it was keenness, so that there was no damage to some kind of damage, but because people like villains are always desperate theorists and suggest one ability in death: to be solid in disasters. Therefore, they took the porridge from the scent and threw dogs. Now this look has changed significantly, which, of course, not least contributed to the softening of the brain - the then fashionable disease. Messa took advantage of this and filled their gastric fatty porridges to extreme limits. They were still unknown was the truth that a person did not live one porridge, and therefore they thought that if the stomachs were full of them, then it means that they themselves are quite prosperous. For the same reason, they so hardly rushed to the polybias: it seemed to be more expensive than monotheism. They walilously bowed in front of her hair or Yarilo, but at the same time they got wind at the mustache, that if there were no rain for a long time or they will rain too long, then they can carve their favorite gods, to deceive with impostations and generally disrupt annoy them. And although it is obvious that materialism so rude could not feed society for a long time, but as a novelty he liked and even intoxicated.
Everything was in a hurry to live and enjoy; Hurry up and sadly. He completely threw the Gunning Board and limited his administrative activity by the fact that his salary was doubled and demanded that they injectively arrive at the designated time. All the rest of the time he devoted to the worship of Cypris in those unheard of various forms that were developed by the civilization of that time. This careless attitude towards official duties was, however, from the side of Gyevilov the big mistaken.
Despite the fact that he was quite cleverly pulled out stateless money, the administrative experiment was neither deep or multilateral. Many think that if a person knows how to imperceptibly pull out a handkerchief from his neighbor's pocket, then it's enough enough to strengthen the reputation of politics or core. However, this is a mistake. Thieves-cores are extremely rare; More often it happens that the fraudster is even the most ambitious only in this area and is a wonderful figure, from the same limits of its abilities does not roll. In order to steal success, you need to have only agility and greed. Greed in particular is necessary because you can get under the trial. But no matter how the names would cover themselves robbery, still the scope of the robber will remain completely different than the sofher of the heart, because the latter hurts people, while the first challenges the wallets and shawls belonging to them. Consequently, if a person who has made an alienation in the amount of several million rubles in his favor, it will later be done even by the philanthropist and build a marble palazzo, which will focus all the wonders of science and art, it is still impossible to be called a skilled public figure, and you should only be called A skilled cheater.
But at that time, these truths were still unknown, and the stratum reputation was established for the sadly unhindered. In essence, however, it was not so. If the sadels really stood at the height of their position, he would have understood that his suburbs, who erected the tunestry in the administrative principle, were mistaken very bitterly and that the tuneness, as a life-minded beginning, only then can consider themselves to be achieving useful goals when it concentrates in certain limits . If the tunevy exists, then it is assumed that there is a hard work next to it - all the science of political economy is based on this. Diligence feeds the tunestry, the tunedom fertilizes hardworking - this is the only formula that, from the point of view of science, can be fluent in all phenomena of life. The sadly did not understand this. He thought that the tunate could not only be that the productive forces of the country would not only do not run into this, but would even increase. It was the first coarse delusion.
The second delusion was that he was too fascinated by the brilliance of the internal policy of his predecessors. Attention to the stories about the favorable idleness of Major acne, he was seduced by the stock painting, excellent results This inaction. But he missed sights, firstly, that nations even the most mature could not exceed a long time, not at risk of riding rude materialism, and, secondly, that actually in silly, thanks to the wolfish spirit exported from Paris, significant The degree was complicated by mischief. There is no dispute that it is possible and even should give people the case to eat from the fetus of knowledge of good and evil, but you need to keep this fruit with a solid hand and, moreover, so that you can take it away from too tall lounge.
The consequences of these delusions affected very soon. Already in 1815, there was a sensitive batch in silly, and next year it was not born at all, because the inhabitants, corrupted by a permanent Gulbya, had previously experienced to their happiness, which, not plowing the earth, in vain scattered grain at virgin.
- And so, the shelf, give birth! - They said in Chad Gordini.
But they did not come true hopes, and when the fields were freed from snow in the spring, then the silly saw no amazement that they were completely naked. As usual, the phenomenon was attributed to the action of hostile forces and enloled the gods for not the inhabitants of sufficient protection. They began to follow the Volos, who endured the punishment precisely, then began to be for Yaril, and they say that tears appeared in his eyes. The fools in horror ran through the kabaks and began to wait for. But nothing special happened. It was raining and was a bucket, but useful cereals on unpersoned fields did not appear.
Grustilov was present on a costume ball (at that time, the silometers had every day of Maslenitsa), when the message about a disaster that threatened silly, reached him. Apparently, he did not suspect anything. It's fun joking with the leadership, he told her that in a short time such a pattern of the ladies were expected, which would be possible in a straight line to see the parquet, on which a woman stands. Then he was talking about the delights of a secluded life and casually stated that he himself hopes to ever find a rest in the walls of the monastery.
- Of course, female? - asked the leader, smiling slyly.
"If you find it in him with a fullist, then I even am ready to give a vow of obedience," Galannareously answered sadly.
But this evening was destined to spend a deep demarcation line in the domestic policy of Gyevilov. Ball flared up; Dancing spisled frantically, in the whirlwind of dresses and curls flashed white, nude, fragrant shoulders. Gradually playing out, the fantasy of Gorastilov was finally mastered in the surveillance world, where he, in turn, moved along with all these semi-naked goddesses, whom busts were so deeply vowed his heart. Soon, however, and in the surveillance world there was stuffy; Then he retired to a secluded room and, sitting on the greenery of oranges and myrtles, fell into oblivion.
This very moment came the mask before him and put his hand on his shoulder. He immediately understood that it was she. She so quietly approached him, as if under the satin domino, rather, indeed pronounced her air forces, was not a woman, but Sylph. Breamed, almost ash curves were scattered along the shoulders, from under the mask there were blue eyes, and the naked chin discovered the existence of a pitch, in which it seemed to fillace his nest Amur. All in it was full of some modest and at the same time of an unbaggering grace, ranging from Violettes de Parme24 perfumes, which she was turned her handkerchief, and ending a shchegoline glove, who walked her small, aristocratic handle. Obviously, however, that she was in an excitement, because her chest was rising tremble, and a voice that reminded the paradise music, trembled slightly.
- Wake up, the fallen brother! She told Grostilov.
Sadly did not understand; He thought she was introduced to her, as if he was sleeping, and in the proof that this is a mistake, began to extend his hands.
- Not about the body, but I'm talking about my soul! - Sad continued mask, - not the body, and the soul sleeps ... sleep deeply!
Then I only understood sadly, what's the matter, but since he shone him in idolatry, the word of truth, of course, could not immediately penetrate her. He even suspected in the first minute that under the mask hiding the oborudy Aksinyushka, the most, who, even in his Faddyshchenka, predicted a big silly fire and which, during the disappearance of the silly in idolatry, one remained faithful to the true God.
"No, I'm not the one that you suspect," the mysterious stranger continued between the fact that guessing his thoughts, "I'm not Axinyushka, because it is not enough to bring even the dust of her feet. I'm just the same sinner like you!
With these words, she took off his mask from her face.
Grustilov was amazed. Before him there was a charming female face, which ever managed to see him. It happened, however, to meet something similar in the free city of Hamburg, but it was so long ago that the past seemed to be ducklied pellena. Yes; These are the same ash curves, the most matte white face, the very blue eyes; The most complete and tremble bust; But how all this was transformed into a new setting, as the best, most interesting to their parties come forward! But even more struck Urantilov that his suggestion had guessed his assumption about Aksinyushka ...
- I am your inner word! And he sent to declare the light of the Favor, which you are looking for, without knowing it! - continued between the fact that the stranger - but do not ask who sent me, because I myself am not able to declare this!
- But who are you! - cried alarmed sadness.
- I am that the most oborudy Virgo who have seen with an extinct lamp in the free city of Hamburg! I have been in a state of tomorrow for a long time, for a long time I quickly sought to light, but the prince of darkness is too skillful, in order to miss his sacrifice from the hands! However, there my path was already drawn! There was a local pharmacist PFFIFER and, having entered into marriage, joined me in silly; Here I met Axinyushka, - and the task of enlightenment marked in front of me so clearly that the delight was made by all the creature. But if you knew how cruel was a struggle!
She stopped, depressed by mournful memories; He was alcoholic stretched his hands, as if wishing to let it with this incomprehensible creature.
- Accept your hands! She said Krotko, "not by touching, but the thought you should touch me to listen to what I have to open!
"But will it be better if we will delete into the room more secluded?" He asked timidly, as if himself doubting the decency of his question.
However, she agreed, and they retired to one of those charming shelters, which since the times of Mikladze were arranged for domestic workers in all the little-magic decent houses of the city of Silly. What happened between them - it remains secret for everyone; But he left the shelter upset and with crying eyes. The inner word has worked so hard that he did not even honor the dancing look and straight went home.
The incident is a strong impression on the silly. They began to ensure, where the Pfeifera came from. Some said that she was no more as an intrigue, who, with the knowledge of her husband, conceived to master the sadly, to displace the Salzfis from the city of Pharmal, who made strong competition. Others argued that Pafaphrache was still in the free city of Hamburg loved Ustilov for his melancholic look and married the PFFEFER then, to connect with sadly and focus on himself the sensitivity that he was useless to be cleaned about such empty spectacles as the shocking of the book and Cockot.
Be that as it may, it is impossible to reject that it was a woman not a dozen. From the remaining correspondence, it is clear that it was in intercourse with all the most famous mystics and chuteists of that time and that Labzin, for example, dedicated to her chosen her writings that were not intended for printing. Moreover, she wrote several novels, of which in one, called "Skitalitsa Dorothea", depicted himself in the best light. "She was attractive in appearance, - in this novel about the heroine - but although many men wished her caress, she remained cold and as if mystery. Nevertheless, her soul was eager to be incentive, and when he met with one famous chemist in these searches. (She called the PFFEFER), then she rushed to him endlessly. But at the first earthly feeling, she realized that it was not satisfied with her "... and so on.
Returning home, the battered the whole night cried. The imagination of him painted the sinful abyss, at the bottom of which devils rushed. There were Cockobes, Codesses, and even Tetherov - and all the fiery. One of the devils got out of the abyss and brought him his favorite Kushan's favorite, but barely touched him with her mouth, as SMRArad spread around the room. But that all the more terrible him is, this is bitter confidence that not one is a miring, but in his face his miring and all stupid.
- For all answer or save everyone! He shouted, Chapens from fear, - and, of course, decided to save.
Another day, in the early morning, the fools were amazed, hearing the measuring bell ringing, called the inhabitants to the Sautren. A long time ago, this ringing was no longer heard, so the fools even forgot about him. Many thought somewhere burning; But instead of fire, they saw a spectacle more comfortable. Without a hat, in a frightened Vitzmundire, with a lowered his head and beyond himself in Percy, there was sadness ahead of the procession that consisted, however, only from the ranks of the policeman and the fire team. Behind the procession was followed by Pfeimapsha, without Krinolin; On the one hand, Aksinyushka convened, on the other hand, the famous Yurior Paramosh, who replaced the love of silometers at least the famous archway, which burned in such a tragic way into a common fire (see "Sollar City").
After serving Southwen, the saddles came out of the church, and, pointing to the Pafafersh on the firefighters stretched into the String and police soldiers ("Koi and during the silly battleship secretly, the true God was true", the chronicler satisfies), said:
- Seeing the sudden people to die, I knew exactly how quickly the action of this thing you, my madam, the inner word is true.
And then turning to the quarter, added:
- Give SIM people, for their diligence, for the Ukraine!
- We are glad to try, your troop! - Garked into one voice, the police and fast step headed to the Kabak.
Such was the first action of Gyevilov after his sudden update. Then he went to Aksinyushka, since without her moral support, it was impossible to expect any success in the future. Aksinyushka lived on the very edge of the city, in some dugout, which rather looked like a mob of Nora, rather than a human dwelling. With her, in moral to the cohabitation, there was also a blissful paramos. Accompanied by Pfeferash, sadly descended on the dark staircase and could hardly grope the door. The spectacle presented to his eyes was amazing. On the dirty naked floor, two semi-nailed human islands were lying on (these were the blessed, who had already had time to return from the manty), who mumbled and shouted some incoherent words and at the same time shuddered, they were crying and wriggled, as if in a fever. Muddy light took place in Nouro through the only tiny window coated with a layer of dust and web; Dampness and mold lay on the walls. The smell was before the disgusting that the saddles were in the first minute I was confused and pushed the nose. The sorrifying old woman noticed it.
- Perfume royal! Paradish spirits! - She fell as a shrill voice, - Is it necessary to whom to whom?
And at the same time, there was such a movement that it would probably be sad if the Pafaphrash did not support him.
- Sleep your soul ... Sleep deep! - she said strictly - and also so recently you booked with your vigor!
"Sleeps a dumb on a pad ... sleeping dying on a peripushka ... And God's Tuk-Tuk! Yes, on the head of Tuk-Tuk! Yes, on Tuk Tuk Tuk! - squeezed blissful, throwing chips, earth and litto in Gyevilov.
Paramosh leafing in doggy and shouted in a cock.
- Stuck, Satan! Rooster soldered! - he mumbled in the intervals.

The image and characteristic of acne in the "Story of one city" (Ivan Panteleevich Pimple)

Ivan Panteleevich Pimples is a darker of the city of stupid from 1811 for several years.
The garde of the pimple is Military Chin Major (according to other data - lieutenant colonel):
"... pimple, Major, Ivan Panteleich." "... a lieutenant colonel acne appeared ..."

At the same time, the officer of acne has never been in battles, but he participated in parades:
"I can say one thing: I didn't have-s battles, but in parades, even over the proportion."

Acne is a wealthy person:
"I have a statue, thanks to God, a fair. Commanded - with; it became, I did not waste, but multiplied with."

Greadder pimple - elderly man:
"The pimple was not young ..."

About the appearance of acne know the following:
"The pimple was no longer young, but preserved unusually. Shoulder, folded graze *,

He is all his figure so seemed to say:

Do not look at the fact that I have gray mustache: I can! I still can very much!

He was Rumba, had scarlet and juicy lips, because of which a number of white teeth were seen;

His walk was active and cheerful, the gesture is fast.

And all this was decorated with brilliant officer's headquarters, which were still played on the shoulders at the slightest movement. "

Pimple - a stupid man, according to one of the chroniclers:
"Acne and Ivanov were stupid ..."

Acne himself considers himself a simple person:
"I am a simple man-s," he said one ... "

"... But I am a simple and comfort for myself in attacks, I don't see!"

Having become silly, pimple does not publish new laws:
"... I didn't come here to publish the laws, s. My duty to observe that the laws were safe and not lying on the tables-s."

"Incidentally, what are the laws about this, they know, but I do not want to publish new."

"From new, I say, laws are dismissal, I hope to fulfill exactly!"

Acne manages silly on a very simplified management system. His plan is to "relax":
"A lieutenant colonel acne was replaced by Benevolensky and brought the administration's system even more simplified with him."

"Of course, I have a campaign plan, but this plan is: relaxing-s!"

Acne gives silly full freedom and asks them only about one thing - carefully handle the fire:
"Well, old people," he told the inhabitants, "let's live peacefully.

Do not touch me, and I will not throne.

Squeeze and seit, eat and drink, raise factories and plants - what-s!

All this is good to you!

For me, even the monuments erect - I will not let it in this!

Only with fire, for the sake of Christ, carefully contact, because there is long and to sin.

The property has their own, the posture yourself - what is good! "
Ivan Panteleevich pimples leads silly in the spirit of "infinite liberalism":
"... Liberalism so infinite forced them to think about it: is there a trick?"

"... Liberalism continued to give tone of life ..."

The garde of the pimple does not interfere in the life of the silly:
"... The city bar not only refuses interference in philistical affairs, but even claims that in this non-interference and the entire essence of the administration is."

The pimple does not deal with the affairs of the city and instead walks on the guests, suits balls and goes to hunt:
"But the pimple was completely sincere in his statements and firmly decided to follow the chosen path.

Having stopped all the cases, he went to guests, took dinners and balls and even started a flock of greyhound and hound dogs, with whom Pravil at the city pasture Zaitsev, Lisizers ... "

With a picker, the fools live happily, as at the two previous city holders - Mikladze and Benevolensky:

"But the happiness of the silly, apparently, did not have to come soon."

Stools like the inaction of acne:
"Attention to the stories about the favorable idleness of Jimaid, he seduced with a painting picture of the overall vacation, the result of this inaction."

With a picker, the silicians become richer 4 times:
"... they did not have time and look back, as they all found themselves against the former twice and three times."

"So aven a year passed, during which the silometers had no double or three times, but quadruple."

During the reign of acne in the city there comes abundance. The pimple itself is so much so that his chests are broken from gold and silver:
"Acne looked at this well-being and rejoiced.

And it was impossible not to rejoice at him, because universal abundance was reflected on it.

The barns were broken from the offions made in nature;

The chests did not contain silver and gold, and the assignments were simply lying on the floor. "

With a bump, the city of stupid produces a lot of honey, leather and bread:
"The bee was wound unusually, so honey and wax were sent to Byzantium almost as much as Oleg with Great Prince."
".... the skin was convicted in the Byzantium completely and for everything they got clean banknotes."
"... bread was gone so much that, except for sale, it remains even on your own consumption ..."
Thanks to the across the city of stupid reaches highest level Welfare for all his history:
"But no one guessed that, thanks to this circumstance, the city was brought to such welfare, which did not imagine the chronicles from its very reason."

Razvogatyev, the silly do not believe their happiness. They begin to attribute their well-being of some unclean strength, "damn" from the city of the city:
"... The fools began to attribute this phenomenon to the mediation of some unknown force.

And since in their language, unknown power was called the name of the damn, then they began to think that there was not quite clean and that, consequently, the participation of the trait in this matter cannot be questioned. "

The fools begin to follow the pimple and find out that he sleeps in the glacier, climbing mouselifiers. (Stupids still do not know that the pimples thus protects her stuffed head from the heat and mice.):
"They began to look after a pimple and found something dubious in his behavior.

They told, for example, that one day someone found him sleeping on the sofa, and as if his body was arranged with mouselists. "

In the end, the grantee of the nobility exposes acne. The dying calves dies. As a result, the fools find out that the acne was stuffed with a head:
"It turned out to be stuffed with a head, which is survived by the local grantee of the nobility."

"On the other day, the silly learned that the domestic team had a stuffed head ..."

After the death of the acne, the city of stupid lives for some time in the inertia, calmly and safely:
"... The unexpected sense of the head of the head of Major Acne did not have almost no effect on the well-being of the inhabitants. For some time, for the decoupling of the townsmen, the city was ruled by the city ..."

Characteristic of the literary hero

Pimple Ivan Panteleich - the next Grador Silver. Lieutenant Colonel: "There were no-s in battles, but in parades, even over the proportion." He himself, P. He said that he was "the state of a fairing", because "commanded-C; Therefore, I did not waste, but multiplying-s. "
P. arrived in stupid with one goal - "Relax-s!" Therefore, at first he did not interfere in any silly affairs. This P. brought the city to an abundance unheard of it: "Bread was gone so much that, besides the sale, it remains even for its own use." However, the silly, unresolved to such a "good" life, began to suspect in P. something wrong. And, indeed, he "every night goes to sleep on the glacier", for example. As a result, it turned out that P. was stuffed with a head that was ate.

Essay in literature on the topic: Acne (the history of one city Saltykov-Shchedrin)

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Ivan Panteleevich Pimples is one of the city holders of the city of stupid in the novel "The history of one city" Saltykov-Shchedrin. A detailed story about acouch can be found in the chapter "Epoch of dismissal from wars." This article presents a quotation image and characteristic of acne in the "Story of one city".

The image and characteristic of acne in the "Story of one city" (Ivan Panteleevich Pimple)

Ivan Panteleevich Pimples is a darker of the city of stupid from 1811 for several years.

The garde of the pimple is Military Chin Major (according to other data - lieutenant colonel):

"... pimple, Major, Ivan Panteleich." "... a lieutenant colonel acne appeared ..."

At the same time, the officer of acne has never been in battles, but he participated in parades:

"I can say one thing: I didn't have-s battles, but in parades, even over the proportion."

Acne is a wealthy person:

"I have a statue, thanks to God, a fair. Commanded - with; it became, I did not waste, but multiplied with."

Greadder pimple - elderly man:

"The pimple was not young ..."

About the appearance of acne know the following:

"The pimple was no longer young, but preserved unusually. Shoulder, folded graze *,

he is all his figure so seemed to say:

do not look at the fact that I have gray mustache: I can! I still can very much!

He was Rumba, had scarlet and juicy lips, because of which a number of white teeth were seen;

his walk was active and cheerful, the gesture is fast.

And all this was decorated with brilliant officer's headquarters, which were still played on the shoulders at the slightest movement. "

Pimple - a stupid man, according to one of the chroniclers:

"Acne and Ivanov were stupid ..."

Acne himself considers himself a simple person:

"I am a simple man-s," he said one ... "

"... But I am a simple and comfort for myself in attacks, I don't see!"

Having become silly, pimple does not publish new laws:

"... I didn't come here to publish the laws, s. My duty to observe that the laws were safe and not lying on the tables-s."

"Incidentally, what are the laws about this, they know, but I do not want to publish new."

"From new, I say, laws are dismissal, I hope to fulfill exactly!"

Acne manages silly on a very simplified management system. His plan is to "relax":

"A lieutenant colonel acne was replaced by Benevolensky and brought the administration's system even more simplified with him."

"Of course, I have a campaign plan, but this plan is: relaxing-s!"

Acne gives silly full freedom and asks them only about one thing - carefully handle the fire:

"Well, old people," he told the inhabitants, "let's live peacefully.

Do not touch me, and I will not throne.

Squeeze and seit, eat and drink, raise factories and plants - what-s!

All this is good to you!

For me, even the monuments erect - I will not let it in this!

Only with fire, for the sake of Christ, carefully contact, because there is long and to sin.

The property has their own, the posture yourself - what is good! "

Ivan Panteleevich pimples leads silly in the spirit of "infinite liberalism":

"... Liberalism so infinite forced them to think about it: is there a trick?"

"... Liberalism continued to give tone of life ..."

The garde of the pimple does not interfere in the life of the silly:

"... The city bar not only refuses interference in philistical affairs, but even claims that in this non-interference and the entire essence of the administration is."

The pimple does not deal with the affairs of the city and instead walks on the guests, suits balls and goes to hunt:

"But the pimple was completely sincere in his statements and firmly decided to follow the chosen path.

Having stopped all the cases, he went to guests, took dinners and balls and even started a flock of greyhound and hound dogs, with whom Pravil at the city pasture Zaitsev, Lisizers ... "

With a picker, the fools live happily, as at the two previous city holders - Mikladze and Benevolensky:

"But the happiness of the silly, apparently, did not have to come soon."

Stools like the inaction of acne:

"Attention to the stories about the favorable idleness of Jimaid, he seduced with a painting picture of the overall vacation, the result of this inaction."

With a picker, the silicians become richer 4 times:

"... they did not have time and look back, as they all found themselves against the former twice and three times."

"So aven a year passed, during which the silometers had no double or three times, but quadruple."

During the reign of acne in the city there comes abundance. The pimple itself is so much so that his chests are broken from gold and silver:

"Acne looked at this well-being and rejoiced.

And it was impossible not to rejoice at him, because universal abundance was reflected on it.

The barns were broken from the offions made in nature;

the chests did not contain silver and gold, and the assignments were simply lying on the floor. "

With a bump, the city of stupid produces a lot of honey, leather and bread:

"The bee was wound unusually, so honey and wax were sent to Byzantium almost as much as Oleg with Great Prince."

".... the skin was convicted in the Byzantium completely and for everything they got clean banknotes."

"... bread was gone so much that, except for sale, it remains even on your own consumption ..."

Thanks to the across the city of stupid reaches the highest level of well-being in their history:

"But no one guessed that, thanks to this circumstance, the city was brought to such welfare, which did not imagine the chronicles from its very reason."

Razvogatyev, the silly do not believe their happiness. They begin to attribute their well-being of some unclean strength, "damn" from the city of the city:

"... The fools began to attribute this phenomenon to the mediation of some unknown force.

And since in their language, unknown power was called the name of the damn, then they began to think that there was not quite clean and that, consequently, the participation of the trait in this matter cannot be questioned. "

The fools begin to follow the pimple and find out that he sleeps in the glacier, climbing mouselifiers. (Stupids still do not know that the pimples thus protects her stuffed head from the heat and mice.):

"They began to look after a pimple and found something dubious in his behavior.

They told, for example, that one day someone found him sleeping on the sofa, and as if his body was arranged with mouselists. "

In the end, the grantee of the nobility exposes acne. The dying calves dies. As a result, the fools find out that the acne was stuffed with a head:

"It turned out to be stuffed with a head, which is survived by the local grantee of the nobility."

"On the other day, the silly learned that the domestic team had a stuffed head ..."

After the death of the acne, the city of stupid lives for some time in the inertia, calmly and safely:

"... The unexpected sense of the head of the head of Major Acne did not have almost no effect on the well-being of the inhabitants. For some time, for the decoupling of the townsmen, the city was ruled by the city ..."