Loving a man who don't give a fuck about me is my style, yeah...

There are a lot of good people in the world, but I always communicate with the fuckers, it's more interesting with them

And in a white dress and veil, I go with flowers to the altar, and my father shouts after me Anton bl ** don’t dishonor the family!

Who said you need a valid reason to hate? None of that.

If the cat flies ass-first over the fence, it means that he blew something off the table.

Even a billion hearts under your ava won't fix the flaws of nature on your fuck

Short about me - f*ck brains and fuck a lot

At home they say: "Leave your nerves at work!" At work: "Leave your nerves at home!". Fuck, where to leave the nerves?

I respect the ocean. He takes lives and he doesn't give a fuck.

They say when you start to give a fuck about a person, he begins to understand what he has lost. So let the f**k rule the world. Everyone will be happy.

The hedgehog came out of the fog, ran out of marijuana, he suddenly found hemp, and went into the fog again!

And again I step into the bottomless heights, with a huge poster ... "Fuck it all."

In ancient Russia, swearing was called "obscene verbs" (in the sense: bad words).

Some of them, especially those of foreign origin, have quite a noble pedigree.
Take, for example, the word "idiot". It comes from the Greek "idios" - peculiar, special. It is precisely this meaning that Dostoevsky put into the title of his famous novel: Prince Myshkin is an “idiot” in the sense that he is an unusual person, an original personality who stands out sharply from the surrounding society. Okhlamon comes from the Greek “ohlos” (crowd), and literally means “ the leader of the crowd. "Oboltus in the Roman Empire called poor citizens who received daily material assistance from the state - 1 obol (the smallest coin). Many Russian words, which are now classified as obscene, had a different meaning. Let us take the now abusive word "contagion". So 250 years ago it was a flattering compliment for a lady. In those days, say: “What an infection you are!” meant to confess: "What a charm you are, sheer charm!" The poems of the poets of the first half of the 18th century are full of these "infections" dear to the heart. And all because the word "infect" originally meant "to slay, kill." In the Novgorod First Chronicle, under the year 1117, we read: “One from the clerk was infected from thunder,” i.e. one deacon was killed by lightning. According to the natural course of thought, the word “infection” eventually began to denote female charms, with which they “infected” (fighted on the spot) men.

The word "ass" in Russian Pravda literally meant "inheritance", what a person leaves behind (behind) himself. From the annals it is known that in 1147 the people of Kiev staged a rebellion and said: “We don’t want to be in the ass of the princes.” This should be understood not in the sense that, they say, we do not want to be among the princes in the priest, but: we do not want to pass from prince to prince, like a thing by inheritance. In other words, the Kiev veche wanted to choose its own princes.

Let's finish this short digression with a "freak", which in Old Slavonic means a handsome man, one who was born to glory. This old meaning is preserved in Polish and some other languages. Tell the beauties there: “You are my freak!” - and they will melt with pleasure.

The meaning of some of which:

Cretin.
If we were transported about five or six centuries ago to the mountainous region of the French Alps and turned to the inhabitants there: “Hello, cretins!”, No one would have thrown you into the abyss for this. And why be offended - in the local dialect, the word cretin is quite decent and translates as ... "Christian" (from the distorted French chretien). So it was until they began to notice that among the Alpine cretins there are often mentally retarded people with a characteristic goiter on the neck. Later it turned out that in mountainous areas in water there is often a lack of iodine, as a result of which the activity of the thyroid gland is disrupted, with all the ensuing consequences. When doctors began to describe this disease, they decided not to invent anything new and used the dialect word "nerd", which was extremely rarely used. So the Alpine "Christians" became "feeble-minded."

blockhead
"Doodles" in Russia were called stone or wooden pagan idols, as well as the source material itself or the workpiece - whether it be stone or wood (cf. Czech balvan - "block" or Serbo-Croatian "balvan" - "log, beam"). It is believed that the word itself came to the Slavic languages ​​​​from the Turkic.

Fool
For a very long time, the word "fool" was not offensive. In the documents of the XV-XVII centuries. this word occurs as a name. And they are called so by no means serfs, but quite respectable people - “Prince Fedor Semenovich the Fool of Kemsky”, “Prince Ivan Ivanovich the Bearded Fool Zasekin”, “Moscow clerk Fool Mishurin”. Since the same time, countless "stupid" surnames begin - Durov, Durakov, Durnovo ...
And the fact is that the word "fool" was often used as a second non-church name. In the old days, it was popular to give a child a middle name in order to deceive evil spirits - they say, what to take from a fool?

loch
Two centuries ago, this very popular word was used only among the inhabitants of the Russian north and they called it not people, but fish. Probably, many have heard how courageously and stubbornly the famous salmon goes to the spawning place. Rising against the current, he overcomes even steep rocky rapids. It is clear that having reached and spawned, the fish loses its last strength (as they say, “clouds”) and the wounded one is literally carried downstream. And there, of course, cunning fishermen are waiting for her and take, as they say, with their bare hands.

Sharomyzhnik
1812. The previously invincible Napoleonic army, exhausted by the cold and partisans, was retreating from Russia. The brave "conquerors of Europe" turned into frozen and hungry ragamuffins. Now they did not demand, but humbly asked the Russian peasants for something to eat, addressing them "her ami" ("dear friend"). The peasants, who are not strong in foreign languages, have nicknamed the French beggars - "sharomyzhniks." Not the last role in these metamorphoses was played, apparently, by the Russian words "to fumble" and "mykat".

trash
Since the peasants were not always able to provide "humanitarian aid" to the former occupiers, they often included horse meat, including the fallen, in their diet. In French, a horse is cheval (hence, by the way, the well-known word "chevalier" - a knight, a rider). However, the Russians, who did not see a special chivalry in eating horses, dubbed the miserable Frenchmen with the word "trash", in the sense of "rabble."

Chantrap
Not all French made it to France. Many of those taken prisoner were employed by the Russian nobles. Of course, they were not suitable for suffering, but how tutors, teachers and leaders of serf theaters came in handy. They examined those sent to the peasants and, if they did not see talents in the applicant, they waved their hands and said “Chantra pas” (“not fit for singing”).

Scoundrel
But this word is Polish in origin and meant only "a simple, humble person." So, the well-known play by A. Ostrovsky “Enough Stupidity for Every Wise Man” was shown in Polish theaters under the title “Notes of a Scoundrel”. Accordingly, all non-gentry belonged to the “vile people”.

Rogue
"Rogue", "rogue" - words that came into our speech from Germany. The German schelmen meant "swindler, deceiver". Most often, this was the name of a fraudster posing as another person. In G. Heine's poem "Shelm von Berger", this role is played by the Bergen executioner, who appeared at a secular masquerade, pretending to be a nobleman. The duchess, with whom he danced, caught the deceiver by tearing off his mask.

Mymra
"Mymra" is a Komi-Permyak word and it is translated as "gloomy". Once in the Russian speech, it began to mean, first of all, an uncommunicative homebody (in Dahl's dictionary it is written: “to squint - to sit at home without getting out”). Gradually, “mymra” began to be called simply an unsociable, boring, gray and gloomy person.

bastard
"Bastards" - in Old Russian the same thing as "dragging". Therefore, the bastard was originally called all sorts of garbage, which was raked into a heap. This meaning (among others) is also preserved by Dahl: “A bastard is everything that is dragged or dragged into one place: weeds, grass and roots, rubbish, dragged by a harrow from arable land.” Over time, this word began to define ANY crowd gathered in one place. And only then they began to call them all kinds of despicable people - drunks, thieves, vagrants and other asocial elements.

scumbag
Another word that originally existed exclusively in the plural. It could not be otherwise, since "scum" was called the remains of the liquid that remained at the bottom along with the sediment. And since all sorts of rabble often wandered around the taverns and taverns, drinking up the muddy remnants of alcohol after other visitors, the word “scum” soon passed to them. It is also possible that the expression “scum of society”, that is, people who have fallen, are “at the bottom”, played a significant role here.

Bastard
The word "hybrid", as you know, is non-Russian and entered the popular arsenal rather late. Much later than the hybrids themselves - crossbreeds of different animal species. So the people came up with the words "bastard" and "geek" for such crossbreeds. Words for a long time in the animal sphere did not linger and began to be used as a humiliating name for bastards and bastards, that is, a “mixture” of nobles with commoners.

insolent
The words "impudence", "impudent" existed in the Russian language for a long time in the meaning of "sudden, impetuous, explosive, passionate." There was also the concept of “impudent death” in Ancient Russia, that is, death is not slow, natural, but sudden, violent. In the church work of the XI century "Cheti Menaia" there are such lines: "The horses brazenly ride", "I brazenly drown the rivers" (brazenly, that is, quickly).

vulgarity
"Vulgarity" is a native Russian word, which is rooted in the verb "let's go." Until the 17th century, it was used in a more than decent sense and meant everything familiar, traditional, done according to custom, what WENT from old times. » customs. The word “vulgar” began to lose respect before our eyes and now it meant more and more “backward”, “hateful”, “uncivilized”, “rustic”.

scoundrel
The etymology of "scoundrel" goes back to the word "frozen". The cold does not evoke any pleasant associations even for the northern peoples, so they began to call a “scoundrel” a cold, insensitive, indifferent, callous, inhuman ... in general, an extremely (shuddering!) unpleasant subject. The word "scum", by the way, comes from there. Like the now popular "thugs".

Scoundrel
The fact that this person is unfit for something, in general, is understandable. But in the 19th century, when recruiting was introduced in Russia, this word was not an insult. So they called people unfit for military service. That is, if he did not serve in the army, then he is a scoundrel!

Schmuck
“Chmarit”, “smear”, according to Dahl, originally meant “waste”, “be in need”, “vegetate”. Gradually, a noun was formed from this verb, defining a miserable person who is in a humiliated, oppressed state. In the prison world, prone to all sorts of secret ciphers, the word "schmoo" began to be considered as an abbreviation for the definition of "Man, Morally Degraded", which, however, is not far from the original meaning.

redneck
There is a theory that at first "goons" were called those who drank greedily, choking. One way or another, but the first authentically known meaning of this word is “greedy, tight-fisted”. And even now the expression “Don’t be a goon!” means "Don't be greedy!".

Everyone can face insults from others, and the feelings that appear at this moment are quite unpleasant.

Of course, it's easier to answer with bad words as well, it's easy and simple. However, this can lead to unpleasant and sometimes dangerous consequences.

Not everyone will be able to respond to an insult with smart words without a mat, this technique should be learned in advance.

There are many phrases with which you can besiege and humiliate a person, and sometimes bring the offender to tears. Here's how to do it, you can learn below from the methods of insulting without a mat.

How to humiliate a handsome guy?

Human psychology is so arranged that even one bold word can cause strong resentment.

At the same time, it is not at all necessary that it be a swear word, it is possible to humiliate, insult, besiege, put in place with cultural words. It's just that not everyone can do it.

Often, unpleasant situations arise between a girl and a guy - a quarrel, misunderstanding, and sometimes a fight with insults.

In the latter case, it is worth using several tricks to humiliate and insult the offender with clever words, so that in the future he would no longer raise his hand.

Note! The worst and most unpleasant thing that a man can do in relation to a girl, a woman is to raise his hand.

In these situations, it is worth hitting him on the most painful place, and this should be done morally. Guys are heavily offended by phrases using the word "impotent".

The table shows the qualities that are considered holy for a guy.

If you want to take revenge on the offender, then in correspondence or in words you can use phrases mentioning these qualities in a not the best light:

How to insult a woman without a mat?

Sometimes women themselves ask for humiliation and insults. At the same time, it is not at all necessary to respond to curses with obscenities, you can answer harshly and competently without a mat. Phrases will sound insulting and unpleasant, even worse than swear words.

Women are sensitive to criticism of their appearance. It is important to choose the right and beautiful words, you don’t need to call them directly: you are terrible, you are ugly, but they will help you to understand this delicately.

For a girl, phrases with a hint of an ugly appearance will be offensive and unpleasant:

• When God created women, he decided to save on you!
• I would offend you, but just advise you to look in the mirror!
• Your words are the helpless barking of a dirty mongrel!
• Surprisingly, and the mind is not rich and the person did not come out!
• It's a pity to spit in such a face!

You can take revenge on a woman in another way.

Phrases that mention excessive popularity among men are very hurtful:

• Yes, there is nowhere to put a test on you!
• You have already given all your dignity to other men!
• You are the shame of the father and the tears of the mother!
• You are a quality male litter!
• Your whole life is serving the owner's sugar!
• Not a single normal man will even look in your direction!
• All your attractiveness ended 10 more men ago!
• To mess with you is to dishonor yourself!

You can put in place and morally humiliate a woman with clever words that can hurt a person as a person.

The phrases should point to the flaws of the mind, they should make her look like a fool in front of everyone.

Consider a few suitable options:

• If you were smart, then you would have a decent man!”
• Men do not leave smart women!
• Here, you look at you and at first glance it seems that you are a fool! And then you look and for sure - a fool is a fool!

How to culturally send a person?

Sometimes there are times when you want to culturally send a stranger who gets you with his uninteresting and empty conversations.

However, you do not need to immediately answer sharply, this can greatly offend the interlocutor, you can do this with cultural words without a mat.

Important! If you do not want to offend a person, then you can patiently continue to listen to his conversation and delve into every word in order to somehow support him.

But this unpleasant situation can be resolved carefully, carefully, without humiliation and insults.

Learn a few simple tricks:

1. During a call try asking questions that relate to a different topic, so you can move the conversation in another interesting direction.

   If the interlocutor still continues to talk on a topic that is not of interest to you, ask him questions in a sharper tone, but you still should not go over to aggression.

2. Humor and laughter can give the conversation a different twist. Use jokes, sarcasm, the whole spectrum of humor, so you can quickly slip out of an annoying conversation and end it.
3. When talking try to say the same short phrase - “Yeah”, “Really”, “Mmm”, “I see”, Well, and so on.

   Or you can just be silent. As soon as the interlocutor realizes that you are not interested in the conversation, he will shut up and go looking for a “new victim”.

Smart curses

A person can be easily offended by clever words. In phrases, there may be a hint of illness, deficiency, weakness, appearance, status, and other important qualities.

They should be used if the offender offended for no reason, insulted, or even raised his hand.

Consider smart phrases without a mat:

• You are doing the right thing by giggling. They don't laugh with your teeth!
• You fall under a hot hand - you fly away under a hot foot
• Teeth are not hair, they will fly out - you won’t catch them.
• You remind me of the ocean... You just make me sick.
• I probably need to look like a sucker to match you.
• No need to feel sorry for him, he is not sick, this is his usual appearance.
• Yes perishing, beauty clearly not your dignity.
• I would send you, but, apparently, you have already been there.
• A positive Rh factor is, apparently, the only "plus" in the list of your virtues.
• Don't worry, I don't remember your name either.
• My strength is not to listen to your insanity.
• Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
• At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
• The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
• Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
• I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
• Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
• If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
• Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
• No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
• Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!

To send an offender, it is not necessary to use a mat and insults, this can be done with clever words.

Clever phrases and cultural words can offend worse than profanity.

They may relate to the appearance, health, status, wealth of a person. The main thing is to present everything beautifully and correctly so that the offender is silent.

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Cool insults without obscenities. You don’t know how to respond to an insult, but don’t stoop to the level of an offender, then it will be very interesting for you!

01. Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
04. I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
05. There is at least one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
06. The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
07. Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
08. I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
11. Do not be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
12. Do not be offended, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
14. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
15. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
18. His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
19. You are a man of the earth, it is bad that it is not the best part of it.
20. He thought - this is something new.
21. When it finally gets dark, you will definitely look better!
22. Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
23. In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
24. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
26. Yes, you are just a template for building an idiot.
27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
29. Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
30. I don't think you would like to feel the way you look!
31. Hello! I am human! What do you?
32. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but it would be better if you weren’t there, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
36. I can drive a monkey out of you, but it will be very expensive for you!
37. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
39. I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
40. I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.

Even before the "invention" of swear words in Russia, there was a huge layer of vocabulary that was used for swearing. It was in use both among ordinary people (artisans, peasants, servants in the chambers of the nobility), and among more educated, even high-ranking persons (interpreters (translators), teachers, boyars, princes). These words were not indecent, taboo vocabulary, so they were freely used in everyday life.

From the animal world

The simplest curses were formed from the names of animals ("cattle", "worm", "dog", "goat", etc.). If a person used one or more of these curses in relation to any person, he equated the latter with a creature of lower development, considered that unworthy of the high rank of a person. Usually low moral qualities or insufficient mental development of the person being called was condemned in this way.

otherworldly forces

Very carefully, but still used for curses and words denoting otherworldly forces: “witch”, “devil”, “demon”, etc. But they tried not to abuse such words much so as not to invite trouble. It was believed that the remembrance of the name of the unclean could attract him to this world, to the person who called him. A woman could only be called a “witch” in their hearts, very angry when emotions definitely took precedence over caution.

Unique tokens

In addition to the names of animals, the Slavs also widely used unique “swearing” vocabulary. For example, such as “ashcheul” (grinder and mocker), “basalai” (rude person, ignorant, rude). These words had a bright emotional coloring for our ancestors, but over the centuries they ceased to be used, lost their color and meaning. Many of the ancient Slavic curses are completely incomprehensible to modern people. [S-BLOCK]

A very small number of words are still used in different dialects, and their speakers perfectly understand what they are talking about. For example: “balamoshka” (crazy, stupid, fool), “penty” (fat, flabby person with a big belly and large buttocks), etc. Others - unique and very colorful - words gradually lost their meaning and were forgotten. It is only thanks to philologists and researchers of the Russian language that they have now been restored:

Bozhedure (also: lud, oak talk, nonsense, nonsense, dumbfounded, oatmeal forehead, slut) - a fool from God, a fool, an idiot; Balakhvost - a man who drags after all the women in a row; Bezpelyukha is a clumsy person, and also a slob, besides; Bzyrya - a reveler, a rake; Boldyr (aka eropka or bunya) - a person with great conceit, swaggering and puffed up; Brydly - a disgusting person, vile; Valandai is a quitter; Squeaky spinner (aka Sverbiguzka) - a young girl who cannot sit still, fidget; [Vymysok - a moral monster, a geek; Vyazhikhvostka - a woman who spreads gossip throughout the district; Eyeball - the one who stares his eyes is overly curious; Gulnya (she’s a yonda, a dragger, a shlenda, a mother, a bald and shameless woman) - a walking woman, literally a prostitute; Erokhvost - the one who does not need bread, but just let me argue on any topic; Yerpyl is a small, hasty peasant; Zaguzatka - a fat girl (or married woman) with a huge ass; Zaovinnik - the one who squeezes the girls behind the barn, the red tape man; Zatetekha is a tall and very large woman; Zakhukhrya - an uncombed girl or a peasant who does not look after his appearance; Kashchei (aka skared) - miser, greedy; Kolobrod is a loafer; Kolotovka (or kuelda) is a stupid and grumpy woman, who, moreover, can raise her hand to the offender; Kiselai (aka kolupai) is a lethargic, very slow person who is of little use; Loshy - unfit, bad; Lyabzya - idler; Mihryutka is a very clumsy person; Mordophilia - a fool, besides boastful, swaggering; Moskolud is a prankster; Nasupa (aka nasuponya) - an angry person, gloomy; It blew - a person with whom you should not deal, a deceiver; Bummer - rude;

Around the shadow - a naughty child / youth, a fool to the same; Ohalnik - a prankster, fixing all sorts of indecency, outrageous; Furnace valley (he bakes) - one who does not get off the furnace, i.e. lazy person; Hollowhead - a liar or simply a talker; Pynya is a woman who carries herself high, impregnable, very proud; Raztetyoha is a very fat and clumsy woman; Scraped snout - a man with a shaved beard, which was considered shameful in Russia; Bitch - literally "carrion", the last of the last, worthless little man; The Scarecrow is a terribly ugly man, such that people become afraid of him; Tartyra - the one who likes to kiss the bottle, and then rages on a drunken head; Truperda is a clumsy, clumsy woman; Tyuryuhailo is a very sloppy, sloppy person; Fofan - a stupid person who is easily deceived, a simpleton; Khmysten is a thief; Stranger (or shlynda) - one who lives at someone else's expense, parasite, parasite; shaloput - a person from whom there is little sense, dissolute.

And this is only a part of the offensive and insulting words that the Russian people came up with to denote the low qualities of a person.